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The Real Threat to Marriage: Celebrities

January 14th, 2007 · 2 Comments

I can’t understand why so many people are up-in-arms about gay marriage. What everyone should be worried about is celebrity marriage. So many celebrities are making a mockery of the sanctity of marriage.

Look at Britney Spears. (via Wikipedia)

On January 3, 2004, Spears married her childhood friend Jason Allen Alexander at The Little White Wedding Chapel on the Las Vegas Strip in Las Vegas, Nevada. Spears wore jeans and a baseball cap and the bellhop walked her down the aisle. An annulment was promptly arranged (at the behest of manager Larry Rudolph and her family) and was granted on January 5, ending their fifty-five hour marriage.

This is the crap that’s ruining marriage. Then she married Kevin Federline. I hope I don’t need to get into that.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes (or TomKat) had a scientologist wedding. I’ll tell you what. I’m totally uncomfortable with scientologists marrying. I don’t even think they should be allowed to reproduce.

The point is, two people that want to spend their life together should be allowed to, even if they’re the same sex, especially when scary pseudo celebrity-combo’s (Bennifer) are left alone for the sake of the inevitable divorce news story to follow.

Tags: rant · pop culture

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  • 2 responses so far ↓

    • 1 rotten bananas » You Have to Pick Your Battles to be Taken Seriously // Feb 7, 2007 at 6:04 pm

      […] I’m one of those ‘crazy liberals’ that has the absurd notion that being gay doesn’t make you evil. And gay people should possibly even have the same rights as straight people (See: The Real Threat to Marriage). I in no way support gay bashing, but this is a little bit ridiculous. This commercial was funny. The guys looked and acted ridiculous, and if nothing else, I think the commercial was making fun of silly homophobes rather than encouraging hatred and discontent towards homosexuality. […]

    • 2 Rihanna Take A Bow // May 18, 2008 at 11:52 am

      Britney has mental issues if you ask me

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