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An important life lesson that I’ve been learning the hard way:

A scorpion is sitting near the edge of a creek. A frog approaches, and the scorpion asks him for a ride across the creek.

“No I won’t give you a ride. You’ll sting me.” Says the frog.

The scorpion assures the frog that he won’t be stung, as they would both die. The frog eventually agrees and let’s the scorpion climb aboard. About halfway across the creek the scorpion stings the frog.

“Why did you do that? Now we’ll both die.” Asks the frog.

The scorpion replies, “I can’t help it. I’m a scorpion.”