And it’s sad that I don’t have to. A Toronto school principal threw feces at a child.
I don’t want to discuss the sad state of affairs that our world is in or how our children must be constantly supervised with all the wackos out there. I just want to peel my way to the center of this complicated onion of a woman, and I’m sure the fumes will bring tears (though it could be for fear or hilarity).
People do stupid stuff. It’s a fact of life. And, while what she did was gross, nobody got hurt. I doubt there will be any permanent mental anguish (aside from what’s necessary for the inevitable out-of-court settlement).
There’s really only one thing that I want to know, and I’m afraid I’ll lose sleep over it if I don’t get an answer. At what point do you tell yourself, “Well, this is it. I always knew that someday I could justify throwing my own excrement at a child. My day has finally come.”
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1 Mundane Blog // Sep 27, 2011 at 4:24 am
Holy shit! Now that’s what I call a “fecal fling out!” Ha-ha! Yeah, it may not be totally funny, but it’s not everyday that you open a news article (I followed that link you gave) and it start with this opening line: “Suspended Toronto elementary school principal has pleaded guilty to throwing feces (excrement) on a child.”
As gross as it sounds and as wrong as it may have been, I don’t know how they can consider that “assault.”
I hope that it didn’t start a trend, where more and more people start throwing dung across the rooms in Elementary schools or wherever.
Yeah, you can’t make this stuff up, as you say, and it obviously happens. It is just that it would be more commonplace at an insane asylum or perhaps a petting zoo; not at school or from a principle… Ha-ha!
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