Take the boatloads of campaign money that you’ve raised and split it all into two equal piles. Take the first pile and donate it to your charity of choice. Then, after you’ve earned the attention of the entire country, the leftover money should be more than enough to share your message.
In the end, even if you lose, you’ll still be remembered as a philanthropist.
9 responses so far ↓
1 Sarakastic // May 30, 2007 at 10:59 am
Or they could just hand out $5 to all Americans & just buy us directly, or give away free pizzas
2 Adam // May 30, 2007 at 11:04 am
Good point. Pizza will probably buy more votes than generosity. Throw in a beer and I’d consider voting for Hilary (just kidding).
3 Letsfixlosal.com response // Oct 31, 2008 at 7:11 am
Well I think that is one noble idea and I think that in the end it wont work because it is “noble”.
Politics and Nobility will never get along!
4 Magnolia Texas Computer Repair // Sep 14, 2009 at 8:02 pm
If only our politicians would do that. Give it to charity? Are you serious! Fat chance any of our politicians would ever do that, lol.
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6 Mythical Madness // Apr 5, 2011 at 1:28 pm
Holy mythical Moses! Politicians don’t need anymore marketing ideas… and those piles of money you spoke about, are actually heaping piles of steaming dung via monetary robbery from the working middle-class! Yeah, praise be the political versions of philanthropists with bad intentions… Ha-ha! Funny post by the way, I’ll take the beer and pizza any day, but still, keep up the good blogging work and good luck with your future marketing ideas. Kudos!
—Myths, Legends, & Folklore
7 Corporate Secretarial // Jun 16, 2011 at 8:03 am
I found your read interesting. Thanks for sharing.
8 Highschool-Wiki // Jun 30, 2011 at 10:48 am
I never got the point why voting campaigns in America are so commercial. They are not about “who makes the better politics”. They are about “who is the better entertainer”.
9 CalgaryMan // Sep 23, 2011 at 3:39 am
Thanks! good post
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