Take the boatloads of campaign money that you’ve raised and split it all into two equal piles. Take the first pile and donate it to your charity of choice. Then, after you’ve earned the attention of the entire country, the leftover money should be more than enough to share your message.
In the end, even if you lose, you’ll still be remembered as a philanthropist.
2 responses so far ↓
1 Sarakastic // May 30, 2007 at 10:59 am
Or they could just hand out $5 to all Americans & just buy us directly, or give away free pizzas
2 Adam // May 30, 2007 at 11:04 am
Good point. Pizza will probably buy more votes than generosity. Throw in a beer and I’d consider voting for Hilary (just kidding).
Leave a Comment