Wow, chalk this up as the most absurd story of the moment. Some rabid (def: carrier of rabies) fan of Paris Hilton’s has attempted to have her DUI (that’s driving drunk/endangering lives/generally having no regard for others) pardoned (oh yea, and her license was suspended) by sending a letter to the governator.
The author’s claim is that so many celebrities have gotten away with it so far, that it’s only fair. By the way, it’s only 45 days, and she’ll be separated from the other prisoners.
I won’t repeat the details here. Go read it for yourself. I can’t even put my frustrations into words, but let me quote one sentence:
“In my humble opinion, if the late Former President Gerald Ford could find it in his heart to pardon the late Former President Richard Nixon after his mistake(s), we as compassionate human beings can undeniably support Paris Hilton being pardoned for her honest mistake as well.”
That’s right. Paris Hilton was just compared to Richard Nixon. If that doesn’t make your head explode, you probably belong in the Paris Hilton fan club as well.
3 responses so far ↓
1 Druce // May 9, 2007 at 2:36 am
“…late Former President Richard Nixon after his mistake(s), we as compassionate human beings can undeniably support Paris Hilton being pardoned for her honest mistake as well.”
the “late former” richard nixon made “honest mistakes” I can’t breathe the irony is too thick. It seems that comparing paris hilton to arguably the second most dangerous president in this country’s history seems so beautifully ironic that I wonder if this was supposed to be satrical.
2 Sarakastic // May 9, 2007 at 12:37 pm
I could care less, really I could.
3 fergs // May 9, 2007 at 12:44 pm
Well played. I’m still expecting to be mentioned on your blog…
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